Oral test

Last weekend, i enjoyed every single minute of my day. Well, i spent most of it with my baby sister. She told me about her oral and she said it was melancholic and pretty boring. Instead she told me about one of her close friend Danny and some other girls' oral and its hilarious. It reminded me of my final year. Talking about everything despite the frontiers, we basically talked about everything whether its dirty or not. Well most of the time, its dirty.

So danny and her friends pretended that they were some famous artist. A Justin Bieber, a Nicki Minaj  , a P!nk and a Taylor swift. They pretended that they were the host of this famous primetime talk show.

Scene 1: Are you Gay?

A fan(audience = classmates) : hey justin are you gay?

Justin : its 11.30 am and ... I AM GAY!!!

Nicki Minaj (Danny is Nicki and in real life she's a hardcore belieber) : but justin, i thought you replied one of your fans saying you love them. She's nice tho, what her name? Yeah! Da.. Dar.. Darneesha?

Justin : oh yeah. Hi darneesha, right? Its justin here and I want to say .. Move on.

Scene 2: Book review on 50 shades of grey.

Emcee : so today we are going to discuss about 50 shades of Grey. There are some disadvantages and advantages. Bla bla bla...
(Convo cont'd)

Exhibit 1 : parents lie too.

Daughter( Yaya) : daddy, where does baby come from?

Dad(danny): well you see  honey, when a man and women falls in love, there's a fairy come knocking at their front door and give baby.

Daughter: so I am adopted ?

Dad: Yes.

Exhibit 2: You can't be too honest with kids.

Daughter: dad where does baby come from?

Dad: VAGINA.


And there's other continuation to that oral. Awh man I miss high school and the sketches that we love to play. Not only its fun but its hilarious.

Danny, i wanna marry your brain. Opst sorry joyah, i still love you.

I better get to sleep.
Goodnight